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User:odontomachus (12433325)
underneath the open sky
based on a true story
Name:that was then, this is now
Birthdate:1989-09-27
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Lying is an occupation
Used by all who mean to rise;
Politicians owe their station
But to well-concerted lies.

These to lovers give assistance
To ensnare the fair one's heart;
And the virgin's best resistance
Yields to this commanding art.

Study this superior science,
Would you rise in church or state;
Bid to truth a bold defiance,
'Tis the practice of the great.

- Laetitia Pilkington

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
- Elim Garak




"Odontomachus" is the Latin name of the trapjaw ant, in many ways a remarkable creature. Its best-known trait and namesake is the ability to, without warning, snap its large and powerful mandibles several thousand times faster than the human eye can blink. Consider yourself warned.

The basics: Male last time I checked. Birthday given above, work out the age. Consider myself a writer, but then so do a lot of people. Single; favourite creature in the entire world right now is likely my tortoise, Charlemagne. Cynical, opinionated and atheistic, liberal but fairly apathetic, relativist, consider determinism and solipsism interesting possibilities but basically irrelevant.

Born London, raised for the first three years of my life in Glasgow, then lived in London again until 2004. Have lived in Bristol since then.

I like reading and writing, particularly speculative fiction. I enjoy good real-time strategy games (as in not Starcraft), talking to friends and occaionally arguing the toss over trivialities. Though this journal was originally named to match my (then) hugely snappy internet persona, I feel I've mellowed quite a bit recently, though I'm still a bit impatient, still don't suffer fools gladly and still boil over with extreme cynicism from time to time.

Anyone who comes across this from the forums or Runescape communities I'm a member of - yes, this is the right place. My Runescape account was named "Sausageman10". I wrote the (now completely irrelevant) Tip.It Times article Anything Goes, used to be a member of The British Elites and assistant leader of Team Demolition, and probably one itemed or flamed you at some point or other. However, I left the game and everything connected with it at the very end of 2007. Sorry to disappoint.

My previous LJ, [info]wraithlord42, was abandoned on 5/3/07, due partly to issues with the poorly chosen name and partly to the accumulated trash long-term internet use is prone to attracting.
Interests:150: [sic], a darkling plain, absolution, afterimage, airships, alan moore, alpha shade, andrew robinson, animorphs, anna fang, anti-traction league, ants, asking for a slap, aspects, azumanga daioh, battle of britain, battlestar galactica, beaver and steve, before they ruined it, black hoodies, blue peter, cardassians, cardboard tube creatures, cello metal, charlemagne, chips, chocolate raisins, clear air turbulence, closure, computer games, computers, corb lund, crimes of passion, crumbling remains, dark crusade, dawn, dawn of war, death and gravity, deep space nine, deluge, discworld, doodles, dragonflies, elim garak, english, entropy game, environment, erfworld, eschatology, eternity, falcon grav tanks, firefly, first impressions, flamewars, futurama, garak, glasses, green storm, grey areas, ground combat, harlequins, haruhi, hence the fortress, hester shaw, his dark materials, history, hovercraft, hyuga neji, iain m banks, idirans, infernal devices, internet, jaffa cakes, kettle chips, kofte kebabs, laetitia pilkington, lex mercatoria, literature, london, loss and loathing, malvolio, marshmallows, melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, mendacity, mortal engines, nausicaa, necessary evil, nine-bit binary, nonesuch, oban star racers, oenone zero, order of the stick, p1000 ratte, pain and vacuum, patrick stewart, penny arcade, philip reeve, pillows, pking, plasma weaponry, poster paint, potatoes, procrastination, psychosis, pvp, questionable content, rain, rapid offensive units, raw onion, reading, real time strategy, reasonable doubt, rorschach, runescape, scary go round, sci-fi, science fiction, senet, serenity, shadow aspect, snappy dialogue, space, space opera, special circumstances, sri lanka, supreme commander, surface tension, ta spring, tea, ten ways, terry pratchett, that was then, the culture, the hundredth idiot, the noob, the sadness of things, third fury, tortoises, total annihilation, tv tropes, twelfth night, unforgiving mistress, warhammer 40k, watchmen, webcomics, wehrmacht, weird ship names, wisteria, writing, zero punctuation
Schools:Dame Alice Owen's School - Potters Bar, England - Hertfordshire, United Kingdom (2001 - 2003)
Bristol Grammar School - Bristol, England - Bristol, United Kingdom (2003 - present)
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Communities25:adeptusastartes, ageofempires, alan_moore, animorphs, antishurtugal, brits_americans, chelonia, dawn_of_war, doctorwhy, erfworld, feedback, lj_ads, lj_biz, lj_maintenance, lolhistory, m15m, mortal_engines, news, obanracers, orderofthestick, premade_ljs, runescape, runescapelounge, the_lj_herald, thesharing
Feeds12:bashorg, beaverandsteve, bunnycomic, multiplexfeed, overcomp, pb_fellowship, pfsc, scarygoround, theaterhopper, wondermark, xkcd_blag, xkcd_rss
Mutual Friends:55: a_rod05, air_bizkit, airmyst, arythusa, avidbeader, bencosta, bluekiwibubble, bum_ra, chiyachan, crypter3, darklalice, digipatty, dwaas, elunedgramich, eruditebaboon, felche, fierybynature, haemony, heartless_jekka, heloiseliveon, hisensei808, hugh_mannity, huntersglenn, ivory_armour, jedisnon, juniper200, kirk_4ever, kixie, korgmeister, kovacs, meteorakuli, nulz, odontomachus, pennya, perpetual_poet, phlegm_noir, pill_so_sweet, rake_blackguard, ricelily, ruriruri, ryanestrada, sarisia, secretlyowned, sidh_draig_faol, silvertoaster, st_squiggy, stanleytweedle, still_just_me, sylvir, theempathogen, thkya, todo_cambia, tomo1989uk, two_of_wands, xcarcinogenicx
Also Friend of:2: fabianeveralone, wraithlord42
Member of:16: adeptusastartes, ageofempires, alan_moore, animorphs, antishurtugal, brits_americans, chelonia, dawn_of_war, erfworld, lolhistory, mortal_engines, obanracers, orderofthestick, premade_ljs, runescapelounge, thesharing
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