we do what we can, until we cannot (odontomachus) wrote,
we do what we can, until we cannot
odontomachus

starting to damage my calm

Neshaan: I'm in the mood to go out roller blading
(0v0) Brosencrantz: I... haven't gone rollerblading since I was like 12
(0v0) Brosencrantz: :(
Neshaan: then your skates probably won't fit anymore
Neshaan: ohh I'm being silly, weren't you 12 last year? :P
(0v0) Brosencrantz: oh come on, surely you can do better than that
Neshaan: look, it's a million degrees here, I've been out hiking all day because I'm bored and right now I've got noms that need to set in the fridge for several more hours and I'm impatient - what do you want from me?! I can't work like this!
(0v0) Brosencrantz: GRACE UNDER PRESSURE
Neshaan: DID YOU STOP SKATING BECAUSE YOUR FEET GREW TOO BIG WHEN YOU TURNED INTO A TRANSEXUAL PACHYDERM
(0v0) Brosencrantz: ah excellent
(0v0) Brosencrantz: that's much better
(0v0) Brosencrantz: have a sugar-free biccie
Neshaan: *crunch*
(0v0) Brosencrantz: ...ow
Neshaan: *spit*
(0v0) Brosencrantz: pah, I was expecting you to *obvious dirty joke*
Neshaan: this tastes of the bitter tears of your failure to breathe life into a hopeless dream and career
(0v0) Brosencrantz: eeeee
(0v0) Brosencrantz: more!
(0v0) Brosencrantz: HARDER!
Neshaan: next time wear a goddamn facemask when you slave in the kitchen
Neshaan: preferably the one you're forced to wear out in public so you won't scare the school children
Neshaan: then it'll cover your scabby head as well, I expect it's flaking a lot now that I pulled out most of your tupee
(0v0) Brosencrantz: TAKE ME
(0v0) Brosencrantz: NOW
Neshaan: oh god why oh why did I put that in my mouth
(0v0) Brosencrantz: <3333
Neshaan: *bows* thank you, I'm here all week
Neshaan: except possibly on monday, I might be out then
(0v0) Brosencrantz: damn, I'm a glutton for punishment
Neshaan: you are a glutton for only one thing, cocksucker
Neshaan: ....cock
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